Anonymous said:
what would be your first action if you woke up in full clown makeup

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

go about the rest of my day as usual

sitting on public transit like

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color–princess:

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

couch for sale

thebootydiaries:

$20. Used. This is where we would kiiii ;3 ~nuzzle nuzzle~ ^_^ *boops ur nose* XD but she left me for a bear because he can rAwR 0_o. A literal bear.

Do NOT contact me with unsolicited offers.

sonyshock: “I should draw more Earthbound fanart, it’s cathartic. I know Pokey was older when Pigtunias were a thing but allow me ”

sonyshock:

I should draw more Earthbound fanart, it’s cathartic.

I know Pokey was older when Pigtunias were a thing but allow me

krstnkovacs:

Bing and Bong<3

z-t00n: “ salvation-within-the-void: “ z-t00n: “oh no ” Popom, sweety, please put the gun down. We wont let any of the clown-phobes hurt you ” ”

z-t00n:

salvation-within-the-void:

z-t00n:

oh no

Popom, sweety, please put the gun down. We wont let any of the clown-phobes hurt you

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i arrive to the occasion

johnnyghoul:

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I show up to the event

sharkbutt-groove:

captainsnoop:

don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live. 

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